Yeah it’s true.
Kelli is scheduled for a knee replacement in early December.
But don’t worry, they’re just replacing her knee with another (fake) one.
Don’t believe the rumors that her knee is being replaced with a: 
Or a lower leg donation from this very down and out bear:
Or even an implant filled with Kelli’s favorite fluid:
Not for lack of trying. Kelli’s surgeon was SO uncooperative!
So Kelli won’t be actively touring until mid-February. However, she’s taking the opportunity to teach a few ecourses that folks have been bugging her to put into action anyway. All include a ton of personal support, are available on a sliding scale basis and make great (consensual please) gifts.
Don’t worry. Kelli is NOT offering a graphic arts course.For obvious reasons.
ECOURSE OFFERINGS:
The IF I HEAR ONE MORE RAPE JOKE I’LL SCREAM Alternate Alternate Stand Up Comedy Course for Progressive People: a six week career class designed for the beginning to intermediate comic who wants to start in or continue in stand-up without losing their soul. You can read more details and register here.
WHAT DOESN’T KILL US MAKES UM, MORE LIKELY TO TAKE UP KNITTING? This is a four week personalized course in CREATIVE RESILIENCE for the individual looking for creative ways to deal with grief, depression, PTSD or living on a planet that is completely shitty sometimes. Bring your own creative outlet (writing, performing, squaredancing etc) or Kelli will help you find one. More details and registration here.
PERSONALIZED URGING:
PERSONALIZED CREATIVE URGING (AKA COACHING, BUT KELLI HATES THAT WORD) Do you have a creative project you really need to finish but you can’t seem to get there? Kelli can help you figure out what your barriers are, design a plan and schedule, put together a support team, and nag you hard core into getting it done. Kelli has only a few slots open for this service. Gift certificates also available for one-time assessments or urging on an hourly basis. Details and registration here.
PERSONALIZED HEALTHCARE URGING. Getting healthcare is tough tough stuff but our bodies and our lives are worth fighting for. If you or someone you know is struggling to get a pelvic exam, have that mole looked at, make a primary care visit or meet another healthcare goal, there isn’t an app for that. Kelli can provide help with planning, self understanding and support to complete the task. Makes a great gift (with consent) for someone you love. Details and purchase right here.